Also what does a man-in-a-van put through someone's letterbox (the same person's letterbox) almost every morning and then drive off. I can't fathom what it could be. The first time I assumed it was an invoice or something. That's a lot of final demands if it is!
And another thing. Baby's names! When does that get easier to work out??? As we chose not to find out whether it's going to be a pink or blue one, it's twice as bad so you have to pick a name and then see if it reminds you of anyone you hated at school, or that you've worked with, or anything else not appropriate to naming your child.
Then I remembered I was meant to be running and was not exactly near my recent pace. See what happens when I don't concentrate.... I slow down! I'm almost surprised I didn't stop, look around and wonder where I was! 5 days to go!
June 1st: RUN 5.95km (31:48)
June 2nd: RUN 4.46km (22:31)
June 3rd: BIKE 11.31km (??:??)
June 4th: RUN 5.14km (26:05)
June 5th: BIKE 8.61km (??:??)
June 6th: RUN 5.14km (26:15)
June 7th: RUN 5.14km (25:02)
June 8th: RUN 5.14km (28:33)
June 9th: BIKE 21.65km (approx 53 mins)
June 10th: RUN 2.83km (15:16)
June 11th: RUN 5.14km (25:48)
June 12th: BIKE 24:85km (approx 1:10)
June 13th: RUN 5.14km (25:56)
June 14th: RUN 5.14km (26:00)
June 15th: RUN 5.14km (25:33)
June 16th: BIKE 18.58km (45 mins ish)
June 17th: RUN 5.14km (26:23)
June 18th: RUN 5.14km (26:01)
June 19th: RUN 5.14km (25:23)
June 20th: BIKE 87.44km (a long, long time)
June 21st: RUN 5.14km (26:50)
June 22nd: RUN 5.14km (26:28)
June 23rd: RUN 5.14km (25:59)
June 24th: RUN 5.14km (26:00)
June 25th: RUN 5.14km (26:58)
Don't, whatever you do, build a new bike - you have a baby on the way and have more important things to spend your money on. Under no circumstances contemplate whether to have a flip flop hub so you can flip between a fixie and freewheel on the new bike that you will absolutely not be building. It really is a very bad idea as then you'd have to decide which bike to fix the baby seat to before you went out for a ride. Or... you could do what I did and buy a bike for LG (with a flip flop hub) safe in the knowledge that she will probably never use it. Always an option...
ReplyDeleteThe correct name for all boys is Tarquin Obadiah, just to guarantee that if he uses his second name because his first is so rubbish, he'll still get the shit beaten out of him and girls should all be called Sara Louise because it's right.
ReplyDeleteNow, has anyone got a clue as to why I haven't procreated yet?
Good Juneathon though, HMC, quite an achievement.
E.T go shush!! Don't encourage. LG will kick your arse!
ReplyDeleteILTC. You're suggestions have been noted and put in our important file marked B.1.N. Thank you